G's-Down, Paws-Up at this Big-Shot Glamping resort in Montana.

THE PAWS UP RESORT AND RANCH IN MONTANA.

I went to a wedding this past weekend that blew my face-off with beauty and bourbon. The son's of bitches down at the Paws Up resort, (I feel like that is Montana talk... like how ranchers talk to each other... etc...) really went completely nuts with combining the beauty of nature and the high maintenance lifestyle of big-shots like myself. I could have stayed there a million nights... just wrestling bears, shooting guns, and solving the world's problems in a hot tub under the stars. Those bastards in Montana really have things figured out... they are high-fiving by a roaring river with a glass of Pappy Van Winkle every day, while I am sitting at my desk with a cold PopTart and a sad look on my face.

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COMFORT LEVEL 9.5

(1= ROCK IN SHOE, 10= BABY BUNNY'S NOSE)